Jun 18, 2010 | Post by: Phil Lees 4 Comments

Asahi Strong Off

Asahi Strong Off

I’ve noticed that one of the first beers that I drink in any country is the one whose advertisement I see first. The ads for Asahi Strong Off on the subway platforms around Tokyo depicts your average businessman with an expression on his face of either drunken jubilation or gaping in a rictus of groin-tearing pain. It’s more than a little bit off.

Strong Off is a beer that promises all of the boredom of a lager combined with all of the alcohol from a stout. According to the can, it has 60% less carbohydrates which accounts for the “off” portion, the “strong” from the 7% booze kick. It’s a beer that says you remain conscious about your waistline while attempting to drink yourself unconscious.

Asahi says (via the bewildering engine of Google Translate): “Alcohol 7%, 60% carbohydrate is achieved ※ off a new genre. Malt-based company ※ “liqueur (Sparkling) ①” ratio” (アルコール分7%、糖質60%オフ※を実現した新ジャンルです。※発泡酒をベースとした当社「リキュール(発泡性)①」比)

I say: My kanji skills only extend to about 5 characters but I would not be in any way surprised if one of them on the can said “malt liquor”. This is not really even close to beer, closer to a thin alcoholic soap.

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4 Comments to Asahi Strong Off

  1. Sara
    June 24, 2010 5:08 am

    My favorite line: “drunken jubilation or gaping in a rictus of groin-tearing pain”

    What Japanese beer did you end up liking best?

  2. Daniel @ The Food Addicts
    June 24, 2010 2:53 pm

    Wow Asahi strong off I never have seen that in the States but I would love to try it. :)

  3. Gourmantic
    June 29, 2010 2:39 pm

    ‘Strong Off’ sounds like Engrish marketing gone wrong.

  4. Michael B [KyotoFoodie]
    July 4, 2010 10:17 pm

    Strong Off. What a name! I guess that the target demo isn’t real bright, either.

    “According to the can, it has 60% less carbohydrates which accounts for the “off” portion, the “strong” from the 7% booze kick. It’s a beer that says you remain conscious about your waistline while attempting to drink yourself unconscious.”

    You have this compretery collect!

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