Not sure what to name that new cafe or restaurant that you’ve lovingly crafted from rotting couches in a Melbourne laneway? Can’t find an fitting piece of pornocracy or Italian horror film to print on your disposable coffee cups?
All you need to do is combine an honorific of some kind with the name of a character on Mad Men, or parts of a spaghetti Western with a radio call sign. Or do all four at once and then follow whatever food trend is hot right now.
I think you should name it:
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There is a one in nine hundred chance that you’ll get the exact name of a real restaurant. Sorry.
February 28, 2011 8:44 am
Hahaha this is genius, Phil! I want those Voltron coffee machines.
March 1, 2011 9:40 pm
It’s totally addictive. I can’t pull myself away from the reload button.
March 3, 2011 11:19 am
Thanks – I have just wasted far too much of my morning on this reload button.
This is an absolute hoot!
March 5, 2011 6:22 am
That is easily the best tool I’ve met in a decade. Bravo!! Restaurant openings will now take a quarter of the time they used to.
March 15, 2011 11:48 pm
Best. Post. EVER.
March 22, 2011 8:18 pm
This is pure gold, my friend. I do adore a random mashing, and found the description of my restaurant (‘Mauve Robert’) so enchanting, that I ran it through ‘I Write Like’ (http://iwl.me/). Apparently, the generator is actually spitting out James Joyce.
May 5, 2011 12:17 pm
#’ i wish i could cook , buh seriously i can’t even burn water !
May 5, 2011 12:18 pm
#’ buh im great at choosen restraunt names ! . :P
March 27, 2012 9:12 am
I love your generators! I am looking to open a blog but I still can’t figure out a name. Was playing with your generators for days :D No name for the blog, but at least I had a lot of fun!
June 9, 2012 5:41 am
Where can I find name ideas for my soon to be restaurant, we will serve many different food from many cultures?