Random Saturday Paper demographic generator

‘;
print ‘The Saturday Paper will be read by ‘;
print “$text. “;
print ‘It will be bought by ‘;
print “$text2”;
print ‘ people living in the inner suburbs. They are ‘;
print “$text3″;
print ” and “;
print “$text4”;
print “, “;
print “$text5″;
print ” and “;
print “$text6”;
print ‘. They're now too well-paid to follow their dreams.’;
print ‘