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		<title>&#8220;It’s a minefield even for Asians&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 09:36:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had dinner on Saturday at Poon&#8217;s Chinese Restaurant in Barkly Street, Footscray. It was the worst Cantonese meal that I&#8217;ve eaten in Melbourne. The service was gracious and friendly considering that they were packed and it was dirt cheap. The meal was a mistake but not an expensive one and it filled me with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had dinner on Saturday at Poon&#8217;s Chinese Restaurant in Barkly Street, Footscray. It was the worst Cantonese meal that I&#8217;ve eaten in Melbourne. The service was gracious and friendly considering that they were packed and it was dirt cheap. The meal was a mistake but not an expensive one and it filled me with regret but not salmonella. The food was uniformly tasteless like some non-toxic, starchy glue.</p>
<p>Poon&#8217;s however, is popular enough to be ranked a local institution much of which seems to revolve around the ritual of regular dining in the same place over a period of decades. The result of a family decision where Friday night is fish and chips, Saturday night is Poon&#8217;s. Single sex groupings dining together, having the Boy&#8217;s Night Out with a table filled with <a href="http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/carlton-crown-lager/7209/">Crownies</a>; women on other tables sharing a bottle of Jacob&#8217;s Creek Chardonnay and splitting Poon&#8217;s gigantic (and suspiciously Chiko Roll-like) spring rolls. There were no chopsticks on offer, anywhere. </p>
<p>At a guess, it has been doing the same food in the same place for half a century and the punters love it. Here&#8217;s a review from <a href="http://www.menulog.com.au/poons_restaurant#userReviews">Menulog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>i have been a &#8216;patron&#8217; of &#8216;Poons&#8217; for at least 40 years, and would not go anywhere else. The food is fresh, nutritional and very easy to eat. The variations on the Menu are wonderful.</p>
<p>The staff and Management have ALWAYS been good to me and i feel part of their family after all these years, at being treated as part of their family.</p>
<p>i only wish they could deliver to Carlton to where i live, but at least i get a chance to mix with some of the &#8216;cream of the crop people in our Society when i visit them regularly.</p>
<p>Thank you for allowing me to tell you this wonderful news about &#8216;Poons&#8217;. ( i tell everyone i go there and love it and the staff too )</p></blockquote>
<p>Who in Australia cares about &#8220;Asian food&#8221; in a world where Poon&#8217;s is rating as well as Flower Drum or Lau&#8217;s on user-generated review sites? </p>
<p>When it comes to food from Asia, most Australians are happy with average food.  &#8220;Chinese food&#8221; means a regionless choice of meat stir fried in your choice of bland starchy sauce. Most Australians are content with the local Thai joint doing the traffic light curries (red, green, yellow) straight from the bucket of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fs%3Fie%3DUTF8%26redirect%3Dtrue%26ref_%3Dsr%255Fnr%255Fi%255F1%26keywords%3Dmae%2520ploy%26qid%3D1264498306%26rh%3Di%253Agourmet%252Ck%253Amae%2520ploy&#038;tag=phnomenon-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957">Mae Ploy</a><img src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=phnomenon-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />. Vietnamese means pho alone. Japanese is aseasonal and what rich people eat (except for sushi, which is no longer associated with Japan). The rest of Asia is a vague unknown, summarised in the thinner chapters of cookbooks with the word <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&#038;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fs%3Fie%3DUTF8%26redirect%3Dtrue%26ref_%3Dsr%255Fnr%255Fn%255F14%26keywords%3Doriental%26bbn%3D1000%26qid%3D1264497615%26rnid%3D1000%26rh%3Di%253Astripbooks%252Cn%253A%25211000%252Ck%253Aoriental%252Cn%253A6&#038;tag=phnomenon-20&#038;linkCode=ur2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957">Oriental</a><img src="https://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=phnomenon-20&#038;l=ur2&#038;o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> in the title. Above all, the food must be &#8220;very easy to eat&#8221;. No bones, no heads, no need to even chew.</p>
<p>So <a href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/executive-lifestyle/saucing-the-best/story-e6frg8jo-1225718509232" title="Necia Wilden's article in The Australian">Necia Wilden&#8217;s article in The Australian</a> newspaper regarding her inability to find or discern premium Asian ingredients was no great surprise to me. Boneless and free from the shackles of mastication. I&#8217;m only bringing it up because of the interesting discussion it has spawned over at <a href="http://www.progressivedinnerparty.net/2010/01/21/on-sneaky-racism-and-other-culinary-horrors/" title="Progressive Dinner Party">Progressive Dinner Party</a>. Like Zoe, I read it in the physical newspaper. I paid good money for it in the hope that food journalism in The Australian (and coverage of food from Asia) would be better in 2009 under Lethlean and Wilden&#8217;s gaze. I haven&#8217;t bought an edition of The Australian since. If it&#8217;s been a bumper year for food writing in The Australian, apologies for not supporting it.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not going to tackle the racism behind grouping food from Asia together into an undifferentiated and monolithic bloc, skipping between cuisines as if there was no need for specialist knowledge in any of them. Provincial food for The Australian, it seems, only comes from refined palates in Europe.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the Chicken Tonight approach to food that also concerns me: if only I had the right stir-through sauce recommended to me as authentic, the curry would taste the same as at my hotel in Phuket. So how to come by this knowledge? Getting a recommendation from the person that owns the store is just not good enough, as Wilden puts it:</p>
<blockquote><p>“How do I know this soy sauce is organic?” I ask the young woman in the Japanese grocery store near my home. “Because it says so on the label,” she says, pointing to the Japanese characters on the bottle’s posh paper wrapping. Ah, right.</p></blockquote>
<p>The key, according to the article, is to get a chef to tell you what is good, preferably one with an Asian last name or a cookbook the size of a family sedan. Actually going out, buying a few things and then tasting them is not mentioned. You only learn to cook through your own experiences and your sense of taste is subtly different to everyone else and above all, should be trusted. If David Thompson recommends Megachef brand fish sauce but you enjoy $3 a bottle Tiparos, go with your own tastes. At most, experimenting with different brands will be less than $5 a hit.</p>
<p>Buying ingredients is no minefield as Tony Tan mentions in the article, at least in comparison to the minefields that I&#8217;ve seen built for Cambodians and by Cambodians. Ask the shopkeeper. Try different things. You won&#8217;t step on anything that will turn you, your children or your livestock into a fine pink mist. So who is this article meant to service? What is to gain from making cooking certain cuisines at home look more difficult and less satisfying?</p>
<p>Just to put on a particularly Bolshie hat, newspapers have so little to gain from pimping out fresh food &#8211; it is the Simon Johnson&#8217;s of the world that buy ads in the food sections of newspapers and not your local Vietnamese grocer. There is a need for newspapers to prop up a system that recommends branded goods over raw ingredients. If word got out that fresh ingredients make much more of a difference in cooking than processed ones, all hell would break loose. People would be smashing in the Lean Cuisine fridges in your local duopolist supermarket in a fit of rage. </p>
<p>Just to bring things back to the world of Poon&#8217;s rather than some parallel universe where people care about what they eat, The Australian&#8217;s food section is aimed squarely at the Poon&#8217;s market and not at me. It&#8217;s aimed at people who buy the best fish sauce as a display to others that they buy the best fish sauce rather than as a pungent condiment whose value is in its consumption. This is the food journalism for the people who have been eating the same Chinese food for decades and are unwilling or unable to try somewhere new without someone else validating and translating the experience for them.</p>
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		<title>Xiao Long Bao in the Gastrodesert: Little House, Bundoora</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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I think that it was Australian food writer John Lethlean who labelled the region north of Heidelberg in Melbourne as a gastrodesert. On the surface, it&#8217;s gastronomically grim up north; the oleaginous wasteland of charcoal chicken and Smorgy&#8217;s. People speak with fondness of shopping mall food courts and premixed bourbon and cola. If Stuff White [...]]]></description>
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<p>I think that it was Australian food writer John Lethlean who labelled the region north of Heidelberg in Melbourne as a gastrodesert. On the surface, it&#8217;s gastronomically grim up north; the oleaginous wasteland of charcoal chicken and <a href="http://www.smorgys.com.au/">Smorgy&#8217;s</a>. People speak with fondness of shopping mall food courts and premixed bourbon and cola. If Stuff White People Like was written by an Australian white person on unemployment benefits, these are the Likes with which they would Stuff themselves. </p>
<p>Like any desert, the surface appearance is deceptive. There is a whole hidden ecosystem, not as rich as much of <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/melbourne/" rel="tag">Melbourne</a>, but still prepossessing. Witness the above xiao long bao, the Shanghainese soup-filled dumpling that is currently enrapturing well to do Melbournites via the CBD restaurant Hutong. This was to be had in Bundoora, well north of the Heidelberg hinterlands at Little House Restaurant. I&#8217;d always thought that the idea of a hidden menu at suburban Chinese restaurants was a racist conceit. Sure, there is the occasional suburban menu where you need to read between the lines of poor translation but my experience is that restaurants put whatever they&#8217;re trying to sell at front and centre. The specials board in Mandarin tend to turn up on the menu elsewhere in English. The secrets involve organ meat.</p>
<p>This is not the case at Little House. Xiao long bao appear nowhere on the menu &#8211; I&#8217;d received a tip from a previously unknown source that these were some of the best dumplings in the state, a claim that I was only going to verify simply because it sounded too ludicrous to carry any truth. Anonymous tipsters paid big bucks <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/suggestions-hong-kong/">in Hong Kong</a>, so why not north of the gastro-divide?</p>
<p>Granted, it is not as good as Hutong&#8217;s version &#8211; Little House&#8217;s xiao long bao has slightly thicker pastry and is not formed with the same delicate hands &#8211; but it is a good third cheaper and it fits with the homely appeal of Little House. They are a dumpling that is well above average. Hutong is opposite Melbourne&#8217;s best known Cantonese restaurant, Flower Drum. Little House is next to a suburban tattooist run by a man named &#8220;<a href="http://www.tattooshop.websyte.com.au/">Nugget</a>&#8220;. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/4016522046/" title="Little House, Bundoora, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2521/4016522046_6e11014a3a_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Little House, Bundoora, Melbourne" /></a></p>
<p>The rest of the menu is modest Shanghainese with a heavy dose of Szechuan &#8211; mapo tofu, lamb, chili aplenty. Malaysian is on the sign but barely referred to on the menu, maybe a remnant of a previous owner.</p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong> Little House Restaurant, Dennison Mall, Bundoora, Vic</p>
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		<title>Four Seasons Claypot Rice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 15:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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Tasty lens flare
When there is a queue of twenty people out the front, take the hint. It is either very good or super cheap.
Most of the time, I have a plan to eat my way around but after knocking back a handful of dumpling meals, I was satisfied by Hong Kong. This opened up the [...]]]></description>
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<small>Tasty lens flare</small></p>
<p>When there is a queue of twenty people out the front, take the hint. It is either very good or super cheap.</p>
<p>Most of the time, I have a plan to eat my way around but after knocking back a handful of dumpling meals, I was satisfied by Hong Kong. This opened up the chance to eat at random. This joint , just near Temple Street, was doing a roaring trade in something that involved a giant stack of claypots which was reason enough to eat there. </p>
<p>Across the road is a hole in the wall place selling boiled offal in curry sauce. Once a family had joined the queue for the claypot joint, an emissary was sent over to the offal house to pick up a styrene clamshell of chopped tripe to see them through the queuing.  Standing in line is reason enough to eat and the claypot restaurateurs were happy to let patrons bring in their own offal entree. This is probably a great measure of a food obsessed nation: that the only appropriate behaviour when waiting to eat is to eat something else. And there is always something else to eat at hand.</p>
<p>Once crammed into a communal table, I ordered what the people next to me ate. </p>
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<p>Oyster omelette, deep fried until crispy with a sweet chilli sauce. This dish pops up all over Southeast Asia, but I’d never had it before in this crisp form. </p>
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<p>Burnt claypot chicken rice; advertised as &#8220;Four Seasons Claypot Rice&#8221; on the menu. Rice is cooked in the claypot over a relatively high heat, which steams the chicken and burns a rich toasty layer of rice onto the bottom of the pot. </p>
<p>The local tactic for eating this dish is to pour a slug of soy sauce into the dish and then sit and wait for five excruciating minutes. The only two valid reasons that I can muster for the wait is firstly, the pot is damn hot; and secondly, maybe the extra liquid and steam from the soy lifts and softens the rice that is burnt onto the bottom of the pot. Maybe soy sauce represents the missing fourth season. If any claypot junkies can enlighten me, I’d love to know.</p>
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		<title>Meandering through Sheung Wan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 07:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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Just to avoid the impression that I did nothing but eat dumplings in Hong Kong, I also spent a few lazy hours wandering the streets of Sheung Wan in a dumpling and pork induced stupor, planning which dumpling place I&#8217;d hit next and remembering dumplings past.

Sheung Wan is where the edible dried miscellany vendors hawk [...]]]></description>
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<p>Just to avoid the impression that I did nothing but eat <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/dumplings/" rel="tag">dumplings</a> in Hong Kong, I also spent a few lazy hours wandering the streets of Sheung Wan in a dumpling and pork induced stupor, planning which dumpling place I&#8217;d hit next and remembering dumplings past.</p>
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<p>Sheung Wan is where the edible dried miscellany vendors hawk their wares. If you can dry it, someone here sells it as food or medicine. If you need a whole Yunnanese ham, one hundred kilos of fish maw or a bag of assorted turtle plastrons, this is where you will find it. As far as I know, of these three ingredients only one ends up in a dumpling.</p>
<p>Every store has a rich odor of its own, a musty smell that permeates even the passing trams on Des Vouex Road. I find it homely but it is probably not the olfactory overload that most tourists are seeking. You can always head over to the <a href="http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&#038;q=Flower+Market+Rd,+Kowloon,+Hong+Kong&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;cd=1&#038;geocode=FeynVAEdwyDOBg&#038;split=0&#038;sll=-25.335448,135.745076&#038;sspn=38.161973,47.373047&#038;z=17&#038;iwloc=A">Flower Market Street over in Kowloon</a>.</p>
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<p>The surrounding alleyways are packed with small packing houses, distributors and vendors. Porters lug boxes in and out of trucks, and onto low-slung metal trolleys. A few streets specialise in abalone, bird&#8217;s nest and ginseng. Judging by the &#8220;No Photography&#8221; signs on the abalone vendors, I&#8217;d wager that a proportion of the abalone is smuggled.</p>
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Pickled cabbage vessel, cracked and leaking lurid chili. Not everything stays intact.</p>
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		<title>Lin Heung, Hong Kong</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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Lin Heung is proof that the advice from random strangers on the Internet is better than anything published elsewhere. A commenter whom I’ve never seen before mentioned this dim sum joint amongst a handful of the sort of hawker stalls that pique my interest, so I decided to hit it up. Just because I don’t [...]]]></description>
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<p>Lin Heung is proof that the advice from random strangers on the Internet is better than anything published elsewhere. A commenter whom I’ve never seen before mentioned this dim sum joint amongst a handful of the sort of hawker stalls that pique my interest, so I decided to hit it up. Just because I don’t know you does not mean that I don’t trust you.</p>
<p>On a Sunday, Lin Heung is dim sum as competitive sport. Half of the trolleys enter the crowded, windowless room and a mob of ravenous Hong Kongers descend upon it, dim sum chit in hand. There are no clear patterns as to what particular dumplings are most sought after: the crowd seems self reinforcing. Hubbub causes further hubbub. Seating is communal, insofar as there is nowhere else to sit.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3479981576/" title="Lin Heung siu mai by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3479981576_4203d5540a_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Lin Heung siu mai" /></a><br />
<small>siu mai at Lin Heung, Hong Kong</small></p>
<p>Everything here surpasses their base ingredients. You can taste the chunks of roughly-cut roast pork in the siu mai. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3479173553/" title="Lin Heung  by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3479173553_b1265a2bcc_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Lin Heung " /></a></p>
<p>Their tofu skin is light and barely toothsome; steamed beef balls are as beefy as whichever cut and organs were ground into them. This is the first time that I’ve seen people compete for simple plates of steamed offal. There is none of the premium dumplings; no prawns in anything that I could see. Seafood is on the menu but not off the cart.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3479981348/" title="lin heung cha siu bao by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3479981348_e74a5d849b_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="lin heung cha siu bao" /></a></p>
<p>The biggest commotion breaks out over their bao; steamed buns. The reason is obvious, the actual bun, normally a neutral and flavourless element is tasty. It tastes like a real bread not simply a indistinct white casing for pork or bean.</p>
<p>It is a very rare occasion that you can find a street vendor or restaurant that is elevating food and doing something greater than selecting the best components at their disposal then cooking them to order. As much as I enjoyed both <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/lung-king-heen-3-star-dumplings/">Lung King Heen</a> and <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/city-hall-maxims-palace-hong-kong/">Maxim’s</a> this felt more like home.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3479981466/" title="lin heung tony bourdain by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3565/3479981466_3c9328a8b2_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="lin heung tony bourdain" /></a></p>
<p>Anthony Bourdain gave it his thumbs up. I think that he was onto something.</p>
<p>Location: 162 Wellington Street, Central, Hong Kong</p>
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		<title>City Hall Maxim&#8217;s Palace, Hong Kong</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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When people play the standards well, it is still exciting. To be sure, City Hall Maxim&#8217;s Palace isn’t the sophisticate jazz stylings of Lung King Heen but those culinary riffs wouldn’t exist without a benchmark. In Hong Kong dim sum, that ticking metronome is Maxim’s. They make the classics in plenteous quantity and they do [...]]]></description>
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<p>When people play the standards well, it is still exciting. To be sure, City Hall Maxim&#8217;s Palace isn’t the sophisticate jazz stylings of <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/lung-king-heen-3-star-dumplings/">Lung King Heen </a>but those culinary riffs wouldn’t exist without a benchmark. In Hong Kong dim sum, that ticking metronome is Maxim’s. They make the classics in plenteous quantity and they do it consistently well. Whatever your expectations are about Maxim’s dim sum, it is likely that they’ll be met.</p>
<p>After negotiating the queue, Maxim’s is like stepping into a Chinese wedding where you don’t know anyone. There’s a preponderance of movement, food, red and gold but the focus is getting you seated and a meal inside you at speed rather any nuptial function. The cheapish chairs and tables are somehow reminiscent of a suburban reception centre. It is a mixed crowd. Local families read newspapers while their children tend to their Pokemon, or whatever it is that children interact with on their Nintendos these days. Backpackers look bewildered.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3462163952/" title="maxim5 by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3631/3462163952_76831534f7_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="maxim5" /></a></p>
<p>Steaming trolleys rotate through the cacophonous hall, waitresses yelling out the names of their contents. I speak yum cha. I don’t know the words for “Goodbye” or even “Thank you” in Cantonese but I can ask for a plate of fried squid. It isn’t the most functional or appropriate way to know a language but I never go squidless. I probably sound like the rudest person in the room, but also, the hungriest. The waitstaff are <em>au fait</em> with you poking around on their trolley and taking your time. You could nurse a few dumplings for the best part of a morning. It would be the most pointless of mornings, but you could do it.</p>
<p>Anyhow, on with the dumpling porn</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3462164002/" title="maxim6 by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3607/3462164002_d97d89405d_o.jpg" width="480" height="717" alt="maxim6" /></a><br />
Har gau, two sizeable prawns lurk amongst the shredded bamboo shoot within. In the background is cheong fun but with chicken and shiitake instead of the usual prawn. Maybe Maxim&#8217;s does take the occasional liberty with dim sum standards.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3462163904/" title="maxim3 by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3508/3462163904_98f03f61b9_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="maxim3" /></a><br />
Sin Chet Kuen</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3461348143/" title="maxim2 by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3571/3461348143_46e00cb0ff_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="maxim2" /></a><br />
Siu Mai, plus corn and prawn ball that I picked out because it looked hilarious. Eating for one&#8217;s perverse sense of humour is probably not the best idea.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3462164022/" title="maxim7 by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3462164022_e1059086e4_o.jpg" width="480" height="717" alt="maxim7" /></a><br />
The damage: around HK$400 for two.</p>
<p><strong>Address: </strong>2nd Floor, City Hall Low Block, Hong Kong<br />
<strong>Phone number:</strong> 852 2521 1303</p>
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		<title>Lung King Heen: 3 star dumplings</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 09:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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Scallop and prawn dumpling, Lung King Heen
It’s a strange thing to live in the bottom half of the planet that has no Michelin stars. In some ways, it has an internal logic for Michelin: the guide’s ostensible purpose was to get people out into the provinces by car and thereby burn through more Michelin rubber. [...]]]></description>
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<small>Scallop and prawn dumpling, Lung King Heen</small></p>
<p>It’s a strange thing to live in the bottom half of the planet that has no Michelin stars. In some ways, it has an internal logic for Michelin: the guide’s ostensible purpose was to get people out into the provinces by car and thereby burn through more Michelin rubber. Awarding stars to somewhere that can’t be accessed by automobile does not sell more French tyres. Hong Kong is one hell of a drive from France: it’s a possible but improbable journey, but the stars, they be there. </p>
<p>Maybe Michelin makes tyres for planes these days.</p>
<p>With low-cost carriers now offering flights for roughly the price of buying a beer onboard said plane, I thought that it was about time that I did some serious offshore eating and start collecting stars like a proper, credentialed food critic. Maybe it would convert me to the lifestyle of a high-end eater and my days eating delicious soup in the gutter would be over. I could credibly complain about foie gras and table linen like somebody that works for a serious but doomed print publication.</p>
<p>So I booked in for <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/yum-cha/" rel="tag">yum cha</a> at Lung King Heen, Hong Kong’s only three Michelin-starred restaurant. I’m probably not making the most of the experience by eating dim sum but then again, what have I got to prove to anyone? I love dumplings. If I could take the chance at having a meal at the only Cantonese restaurant that Michelin has awarded three stars to, and have them make me a selection of dumplings I would. And did.</p>
<p>Critics probably like writing about serious dining because it gives you much more to write about. Filling a thousand words is easy when you eat twenty courses and you’ve got much more leeway to pick faults when you’re paying a huge bill at the end. They seated me five minutes late. The linen on the table was not perfectly flat. Service is obvious, cookie cutter silver service. English is great. The room is simple: wood panelling; huge windows frame Hong Kong’s harbour which is the &#8220;View of the Dragon&#8221; to which the restaurant&#8217;s name refers. These things are utterly meaningless when it comes to food, but maybe they’re supposed to matter to someone. </p>
<p>Physically, Lung King Heen’s menu has weight and silken texture. Inside, it’s much the same, classic Cantonese dishes subtly tweaked with premium ingredients and new presentation. It is a menu that plays with your memory of other Cantonese food from your past – if you don’t eat much of it, you’d never notice but if you’re an aficionado, I imagine that Lung King Heen’s head chef Chan Yan-tak is permanently winking at you from the kitchen.</p>
<p>There are both vegetarian and organic vegetarian options on the menu which must seem abhorrent to the average Cantonese chef, but if it’s bringing in the stars, maybe it matters. I skipped most of it for the dumplings but ordered roast suckling pig. On with the dumpling porn.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3441209096/" title="Lung King Heen Xiao Long Bao by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3364/3441209096_b9308452d9_o.jpg" width="480" height="717" alt="Lung King Heen Xiao Long Bao" /></a></p>
<p>Xiao long bao come served on individual baskets; minimising the chances of puncturing the soup filled dumpling as you extract it from the steamer basket.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3446414131/" title="lung king heen roast pork by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3629/3446414131_56026529a6_o.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="lung king heen roast pork" /></a></p>
<p>The roast suckling pig is presented separated; squares of rich meat topped with a square of pancake and a larger, thin pork skin hat. It&#8217;s tough to tackle with chopsticks and keep together in a single bite.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/3441209306/" title="Lung King Heen Goose ball by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3574/3441209306_4745137d1a_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Lung King Heen Goose ball" /></a></p>
<p>Sesame balls, unexpectedly filled with chunks of roast goose. Scallop dumplings have two whole scallops in them; spring rolls with sea whelk crispness on the outside and gooey interior with chunks of whelk that taste like the fresh sea. The pastry on the beef and morel dumplings tasted like unadulterated butter. </p>
<p>About ten dumplings in, the whole experience reminded me of <a href="http://stomachsonlegs.blogspot.com/2007/03/sufficient-consumption.html">Maytel from Gut Feeling’s assessment of Thomas Keller’s food</a>: </p>
<blockquote><p>I know that if I was to put an oyster with a big dolllop of caviar and cover it all in a butter sauce people would probably applaud me too</p></blockquote>
<p>Top end dining seems to be caught in a self perpetuating cycle – you get lauded by Michelin, you ramp up the use of premium ingredients, you get lauded further. Lung King Heen’s use of luxury ingredients is still restrained and judicious amongst the dumpling menu but it could go awry very quickly. </p>
<p>Does Hong Kong need Michelin’s external validation? The locals already know that they’re onto a good thing and somehow quantifying that experience into a range of zero through three stars seems to do it a grand disservice. I’ve always found anonymous food reviewing somehow dishonest. We all bring our prejudices to the table and stating those prejudices brings out the best in critics; even if that prejudice is unadulterated dumpling love. I’m not looking forward to Michelin stepping south of the equator.  We have our own laughable hat system.</p>
<p><strong>Price:</strong> ~HK$400 a head<br />
<strong>Location:</strong> Four Seasons Hotel, Fourth Floor, 8 Finance Street, Central, Hong Kong<br />
Telephone. (852) 3196-8888</p>
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		<title>Suggestions: Hong Kong</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:12:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m heading to Hong Kong in April (also, Sydney for the search nerdery of SMX, KL for a stopover and Cambodia to placate Phnomenon fans). 
I don&#8217;t even know where to start in HK apart from what I trawl from Diana Kuan&#8217;s Appetite for China. 
Any suggestions?
Four Seasons Claypot Rice (4)Meandering through Sheung Wan (3)Lin [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m heading to Hong Kong in April (also, Sydney for the search nerdery of <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=smxsydney">SMX</a>, KL for a stopover and Cambodia to placate <a href="http://phnomenon.com">Phnomenon</a> fans). </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t even know where to start in HK apart from what I trawl from Diana Kuan&#8217;s <a href="http://appetiteforchina.com/hongkong">Appetite for China</a>. </p>
<p>Any suggestions?</p>
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		<title>Red Emperor, Melbourne</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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Har gau from Red Emperor, Melbourne
I always thought that only tourists ate on Southbank. 
It&#8217;s the wrong side of the river for me; that strange cultural divide that bisects Melbourne wherein both sides can say that the other is the morally and culturally wrong side. Since the Casino that dominates the south bank of the [...]]]></description>
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<small>Har gau from Red Emperor, Melbourne</small></p>
<p>I always thought that only tourists ate on Southbank. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s the wrong side of the river for me; that strange cultural divide that bisects <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/melbourne/" rel="tag">Melbourne</a> wherein both sides can say that the other is the morally and culturally <em>wrong</em> side. Since the Casino that dominates the south bank of the Yarra is now taking restaurants more seriously than ever, it is time to reevaluate my prejudices. Southgate, the slightly earlier development on the river still looks like a soulless, polished shopping mall but maybe the food within has changed.</p>
<p>Red Emperor, the Cantonese restaurant within the Southgate complex, is showing its age. The mirrored tiles on the roof, cheap vinyl seats and silver spray-painted concrete columns make the restaurant feel more like a suburban reception centre than one of Melbourne&#8217;s leading proponents of Cantonese food (and specifically, yum cha). The superlative view of Flinders Street Station and Melbourne&#8217;s skyline from across the Yarra remains unchanged; floor to ceiling windows lend ample distraction from the interior.</p>
<p>Yum cha means &#8220;drink tea&#8221; in Cantonese. Dim sum is what you eat at yum cha. Yum cha is what you do at Red Emperor. I&#8217;ve never ordered much more than a plate of stir-fried <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kai-lan">gai lan</a> or an extra serve of fried squid from their menu. My guess is that if the gai lan is A$22 a plate, then the rest of their à la carte fare will require me to promise them my first-born in exchange for one of the lobsters crowding their tanks at the entrance.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2990504393/" title="Red Emperor Squid, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2990504393_87c90c17d4_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Red Emperor Squid, Melbourne" /></a><br />
<small>Salty, fried squid tentacle.</small></p>
<p> I&#8217;ve never set foot in the place after dark. Lobster before noon is morally reprehensible.</p>
<p>As a midday meal, yum cha is more about the company that you keep than the food itself. It is built to be social: the most memorable yum cha meals should have very little to do with the food. Bamboo steamer baskets filled with mystery dumplings waft by on a trolley for your pleasure, you pick whichever takes your fancy, and then get back to the real task of constructing a conversation. Memorable dumplings help but are not essential.</p>
<p>At least since the last time I&#8217;d eaten at Red Emperor, the more interesting items that drift by on the  trolley have vanished. The pickles, slices of 100-year old egg, and the cartilaginous steamed chicken&#8217;s feet have disappeared. I thought that Melbourne was well past gentrifying its <a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/chinese-food/" rel="tag">Chinese Food</a>, but in this case, I guess not.</p>
<p>The quality of dumplings &#8211; while still good &#8211; is only marginally better than you&#8217;d receive at one of the mid-range yum cha-focused joints around the CBD, like Westlake, Shark Fin House or Shark Fin Inn. Trekking out to the suburb of Box Hill is even better. At $40-ish a head, you&#8217;d get better value elsewhere and charging $8 for tea, normally gratis, is a bitter end to the meal.</p>
<p>Anyhow, on with the short depth of field dumpling porn.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2990504375/" title="Red Emperor, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2990504375_a6e5e79682_o.jpg" width="480" height="717" alt="Red Emperor, Melbourne" /></a><br />
Har gau (North); Random seafood roll (East); &#8220;Shark&#8217;s Fin&#8221; dumpling, not containing actual shark&#8217;s fin (South); Siu Mai (West).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2990504379/" title="Red Emperor, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2990504379_6eed344b77_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Red Emperor, Melbourne" /></a><br />
Sin Chet Kuen: Beancurd skin rolls stuffed with prawn and shitake mushrooms.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2990504385/" title="Red Emperor, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3247/2990504385_4dac2b799d_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Red Emperor, Melbourne" /></a><br />
Char Siew Sou: Flaky pastry topped with sesame seeds, filled with sweet red roast pork. My friend J uses these salty-sweet pastries as his yardstick for a good dumpling joint, which makes sense. Both an excellent pastry and top roast pork are hard to achieve, not to mention plating them up to the punters steaming hot.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2990504395/" title="Red Emperor, Melbourne by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2990504395_fd0e990710_o.jpg" width="480" height="321" alt="Red Emperor, Melbourne" /></a><br />
Tentacle.</p>
<p><strong>Location:</strong><br />
Level 3 Southgate,<br />
Southbank, VIC 3006<br />
Tel: (03) 9699-4170</p>
<p>Lunch: Mon &#8211; Sat 12 to 3pm, Sun 11 to 4pm<br />
Dinner: 6pm onwards, daily</p>
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		<dc:creator>Phil Lees</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chinese food in Australia is for the most part, awful, but it is an awfulness within which you can revel. Steak and black bean sauce, paint-liftingly acidic lemon chicken, your-meat-of-choice stir-fried with cashew nut and cornstarch. Fried rice with peas in it and those little prawns (jumbo krill?) from a can that only exist to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chinese food in Australia is for the most part, awful, but it is an awfulness within which you can revel. Steak and black bean sauce, paint-liftingly acidic lemon chicken, your-meat-of-choice stir-fried with cashew nut and cornstarch. Fried rice with peas in it and those little prawns (jumbo krill?) from a can that only exist to populate this specific dish. I still have a lot of love for it, mostly because it represents a resolutely Australian cuisine. </p>
<p>It does bear a passing resemblance to Cantonese food, if you squint hard enough and have a terrible aversion to vegetable matter, offal and real seafood. I&#8217;ve been meaning to do some research to uncover Australia&#8217;s first Chinese restaurant as a way to find out whom or where gave birth to this food, and why it was Cantonese and not the Uighur food from Western China that captured the Australian palate.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2508545980/" title="uighur food by phil lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2508545980_dd13b1f83c_o.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="uighur food - kordakh" /></a></p>
<p>If Central New South Wales had have invented a Chinese cuisine of their own (and been originally populated by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuezhi">nomadic Central Asians</a> subjected to 2500 years of bloody invasion), it would probably look much like Uighur food. </p>
<p>The far Western province of China is built upon sheep and wheat; which the food reflects, as does its location between Tibet, Mongolia, Russia, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Pakistan- and India-controlled Kashmir. It thus has a byzantine political history whose richness is only surpassed by its daedal religious intricacy. As a consequence, people eat potatoes; piles of cumin; chili in crazed abundance, both whole dried and as flakes. Fresh wheat noodles are pulled or are presented flattened and hand-cut. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2508545940/" title="Lamb by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/2508545940_feb08a2b5e_o.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="Uyghur Lamb kebab" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.lastappetite.com/tag/lamb/" rel="tag">lamb</a> is omnipresent: in the cumin-coated kebabs (above), atop and beneath hot noodles ands soups, providing filling for the dumplings and pastries. Apart from the spices, it couldn&#8217;t conform more to the cliche of the Anglo-Australian palate.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/lastappetite/2507719317/" title="salad by phil.lees, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2507719317_3d2be05bf8_o.jpg" width="480" height="360" alt="salad" /></a></p>
<p>Green salads even arrive uncooked and unpreserved which is about as far from the rest of Chinese cuisine as you can possibly veer. Why isn&#8217;t this food in every Australian country town?</p>
<p>Apart from the obvious reason that there is no critical mass of Uighur people spread about the countryside, there is probably a Western Chinese restaurant nearby that you wouldn&#8217;t otherwise notice unless you could read Chinese characters. One-plus-One Dumplings in Footscray is a case in point. Their name is little more than a ruse to hide their true cuisine; their dumplings only notable for being forgettable; the interior indistinguishable from any other Chinese restaurant under the disinfectant glare of fluorescent lighting and mirror-halled walls.</p>
<p>But the lamb and noodles will transport you straight back to Ürümqi.</p>
<p>While one should eat Uighur food apropos of nothing, this particular occasion to hit up some Western Chinese in the Western suburbs was that Maytel from <a href="http://stomachsonlegs.blogspot.com">Gut Feelings</a> was in Melbourne, as were ex-Cambodian expats <a href="http://temporarydwellings.blogspot.com/">Andrew </a>and <a href="http://anthinpp.blogspot.com/">Anth</a>. We are all still bound to upholding the myth that every English language blogger in Cambodia knows each other. And there isn&#8217;t a decent Cambodian joint for miles.</p>
<p><strong>Address:  </strong>One-Plus-One Dumplings, 84 Hopkins St, Footscray</p>
<p><strong>Addendum (27 May 2008):</strong> Added Tibet to list of neighbouring nations. I missed it.</p>
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