The worst food in Melbourne

The worst food in Melbourne is here:


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At least it is, if you believe in the power of mob-driven restaurant reviewing and search Google Maps for the worst food in the city. Welcome to social media hell, Melbourne restauranteurs. Try litigating against that moving target.

7 Comments The worst food in Melbourne

    1. Phil Lees

      It’s generated by Google’s magic algorithm. Yes, I’ve eaten at several of these places – and I doubt that any of those warrant the title of worst food in Melbourne.

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  1. Phil Lees

    I think that’s my point exactly, although part of my motivation was to see how quickly I could hit the Google front page for an “x food in Melbourne” search. Sure “worst food in Melbourne” isn’t worth much, but “Chinese food in Melbourne” is worth plenty.

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  2. Ozoz

    Not if you talked about the worst food in Paris… I could direct you to a little resturant just off the Rue de Dauphine where I had cold yellow courgettes which started out in life as bright green, a disgusting tasting and looking tomato sauce – a bit schizophrenic in its half hot, half cold state of being and dried out, shrivelled orange segments…. shall I go on (http://www.kitchenbutterfly.com/distant-lands/paris/#Ate) see for yourself!

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  3. SHanester

    Laughable main dish sizes and price. I was very embarassed to bring my 2 international guests to dine here. Of the food that we received, no one was blown away by the quality.

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  4. geoff

    Golden Dragon Manningham Road Templestowe. Terrible service, awful food. Had the ‘banquet’ at $65 per head, 3 beers and a pina colada. Nearly $300. 00

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