I like building random things because it satisfies my innate need to make lists of synonyms. At the tweeted request of Steve Cumper, here’s a heirloom tomato name generator.

If you were a delicious heirloom tomato variety, your name would be:
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print “$text”;
print ” “;
print “$text2″;
print ” “;
print “$text4”;
print ‘

“;
?>

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